"You’re like the whitest black person I know"
"I don’t even see you as black"
"Haha your’re an Oreo get it"
"You don’t talk ghetto like other black people, you speak proper English"
"I didn’t know you were smart!"
This was a running gag with my sister during our Disney World trip.
its pretty true
not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me
Going indoors after you were just in the rain and dealing with the fog for the next few minutes while temperature adjusts.
opening an oven, especially if they’re metal. they can fog up from the oven too.
Oh and if they fall of the night stand and you can’t find them when you wake up because they’re the same color as the floor/rug
showers, pools, jacuzzis.
WOW HEY LIFE (by AveRenee)
first time vlogging in NINE MONTHS. I missed it so much
oh my God! hahah
I thought I was seriously the only one who watched this! this is my lifeee
© Andreas Laszlo Konrath
how about tomorrow?
how about next week?
how about next month?
do i want to go to school next year?
do you wanna go see your friends?
do you want money?
do you wanna stay at home all day?
do you want food?
do you want to tumblr all day?
are you a lazy ass?