I wanna wear these leggings and drink woodchucks everyday for the rest of my life
“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.
This is so useful
No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference.
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
- c-a-n i t-o-u-c-h y-o-u-r b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
- c-a-n a-i t-u-ch y-o-r b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:
Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?
Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:
Sorry for the blurry quality.
damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around
not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS
LIKE GOOD LORD
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST
Idris Elba by Anthony Mandler for GQ Magazine, June 2012
fuCKING EXCUSE YOU
Please Remember this Easter!
Easter Lilies can be fatal for your cat. Every Easter, cats are taken to Vets and Emergency hospitals having eaten as little as one petal or leaf from a Lily.
From Petplace.com: Signs and Symptoms
The primary toxic effects are on the kidneys. Within minutes to hours of ingesting part of the lily plant, your cat might stop eating and begin vomiting. As the toxin begins to affect the kidneys, the cat will become lethargic. Finally, he will experience kidney failure and death will generally occur within five days.
Once you suspect your cat has eaten part of a lily plant, it is important that you contact your veterinarian immediately. If treatment is started early, chances are your cat will recover, but once the kidneys have been severely affected, your cat may not survive.
For cats, Easter lilies are very dangerous plants. Even one leaf can cause dehydration, intense abdominal pain and potentially lethal kidney failure.
Please, please, please keep Easter lilies away from cats. Keep them in an area the cat cannot get to or better yet, do not bring them into the house at all. If you see your cat chewing on an Easter lily, get him or her to your vet ASAP.
There are other plants that can cause pain, primarily in the mouth. Several common houseplants have calcium oxalate crystals. When cats chew the leaves, these crystals irritate the mouth and tongue, resulting in pain. The cats will often drool and stop eating. Some cats recover quickly and others need medical assistance. Houseplants that can cause mouth pain include:
• Peace lilies (Spathiphyllum)
• Calla lily
• Dumb Cane (Dieffenbachia)
• Mother in Law tongue (Monstera)
• Pothos (Epipremnum)
So this guy is all done #ceramics #ceramicsculpture #acrylic #paint #art #bear #zombie #fdaapproved #eathealthy #stoneware #artmajor #undergrad #thesis
Some things I like here: One, I think Denzel’s story shows how powerful institutions (like Hollywood) can perpetuate racism in the name of comedy. Two, Denzel himself shows how people can make the call to turn down the big payout for the big picture. That’s a tough call to make; it’s not a choice everyone has, but, damn, I’m glad Denzel did. Three, Denzel is so ridiculously Denzel, I can’t even.
I didn’t think it was possible, but my respect level for Denzel just went up about 100 times. Not every job is worth accepting.
Italian artist Anna Utopia Giordano has created a visual re-imagination of historic nude paintings, had the subjects conformed their bodies to what the 21st century considers an ideal of beauty. The results are revealing—and quite shocking in what they say about the modern attitude toward women’s bodies.
This is genius
This makes me uncomfortable